i’m sad to announce that the chinese government has seen through my plot to overthrow the communist party by way of secret pro-democratic and pro-freedom messages hidden in the contents of my ramen blog ramenramenramen.net. our team of spies and double-agents have discovered that the “great firewall of china” has blocked access to the ramen blog, thus preventing the ramen blog from reaching the multitudes of chinese dissidents prepard to rise up at my command. apparently, the chinese communist party is not only red, but they’re yeller! yeah, you heard me, i’m callin’ you out, ya bunch a’ yella’ —(knock knock)
…excuse me for a moment…(what? there’re two chinese guys in sunglasses and suits here to see me? they what?! there are missiles in china pointed at our house?!? oh…ok…)
um…(ahem) i’m sad to announce that i made a big mistake. china is good! communism is good! ramen is bad! go communist party go! better red than ed!!!