how to make a girl smile

Posted on Tuesday 16 October 2018

whew! I’m glad I’ve forgotten most of my music lessons!

EDitor.ed @ 9:33 pm
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we’ve update our privacy policy!

Posted on Friday 25 May 2018

In accordance with GCPD…(wait, isn’t that “Gotham City Police Dept”? are you sure we have this right?)…err…any Nigerian prince who shares their fortunes with us will…um…that is…we’ll use their bank account number to launder–…(hey! are you sure you gave me the right info? I thought this had something to do with identity theft? yeah, I’m not sure anyone would want to steal my identity either, but that’s not the point…)

Oh yeah, so, we…um…promise not to tell other people who you are. I mean, your *real* identity is safe with us, Bob–oh crap, I mean “Joe” (…dammit…where’s the undo?) Oh hell, it’s not like we have an audience or anything like that!

EDitor.ed @ 7:43 pm
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but I *do* love her!

Posted on Sunday 18 February 2018

EDitor.ed @ 8:47 pm
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so *that’s* why I didn’t get into Oxford…

Posted on Saturday 11 November 2017

via GoComics

EDitor.ed @ 10:04 pm
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well duh

Posted on Sunday 1 October 2017

There’s no such thing as a stupid question…only stupid people!

EDitor.ed @ 8:22 pm
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“If you're half as beautiful naked as you are right now, you'd be four times as beautiful with twice as many clothes on. That's algebraically correct.”
by Don McMillan