we’ve update our privacy policy!

Posted on Friday 25 May 2018

In accordance with GCPD…(wait, isn’t that “Gotham City Police Dept”? are you sure we have this right?)…err…any Nigerian prince who shares their fortunes with us will…um…that is…we’ll use their bank account number to launder–…(hey! are you sure you gave me the right info? I thought this had something to do with identity theft? yeah, I’m not sure anyone would want to steal my identity either, but that’s not the point…)

Oh yeah, so, we…um…promise not to tell other people who you are. I mean, your *real* identity is safe with us, Bob–oh crap, I mean “Joe” (…dammit…where’s the undo?) Oh hell, it’s not like we have an audience or anything like that!


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