Archive for the 'weakly' Category

how to make a girl smile

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whew! I’m glad I’ve forgotten most of my music lessons!

we’ve update our privacy policy!

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In accordance with GCPD…(wait, isn’t that “Gotham City Police Dept”? are you sure we have this right?)…err…any Nigerian prince who shares their fortunes with us will…um…that is…we’ll use their bank account number to launder–…(hey! are you sure you gave me the right info? I thought this had something to do with identity theft? yeah, I’m […]

but I *do* love her!

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so *that’s* why I didn’t get into Oxford…

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via GoComics

well duh

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There’s no such thing as a stupid question…only stupid people!

“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.”
by Matt Groening