weakly headers – der

Posted on Sunday 20 January 2019

…because we’re lazy…there, I’ve said it!

Introducing Weakly Headers…Because you demanded it! Now you can enjoy a whole new issue of the Weakly, with *just* the header, and *nothing else*!

Tell all your friends and frenemies!

The El Toro Weakly — where we bring you all of the fluff, and none of the meat!

EDitor.ed @ 12:38 pm
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enlightenment…it’s what all the cool kids are into

Posted on Sunday 16 December 2018

If *I* were the serenest, I think I might be a bit smug too…

via GoComics

EDitor.ed @ 9:20 pm
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the name of the strip is “F minus”…

Posted on Saturday 15 December 2018

…pretty apropos, in this case…

via GoComics

EDitor.ed @ 10:17 pm
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how to make a girl smile

Posted on Tuesday 16 October 2018

whew! I’m glad I’ve forgotten most of my music lessons!

EDitor.ed @ 9:33 pm
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we’ve update our privacy policy!

Posted on Friday 25 May 2018

In accordance with GCPD…(wait, isn’t that “Gotham City Police Dept”? are you sure we have this right?)…err…any Nigerian prince who shares their fortunes with us will…um…that is…we’ll use their bank account number to launder–…(hey! are you sure you gave me the right info? I thought this had something to do with identity theft? yeah, I’m not sure anyone would want to steal my identity either, but that’s not the point…)

Oh yeah, so, we…um…promise not to tell other people who you are. I mean, your *real* identity is safe with us, Bob–oh crap, I mean “Joe” (…dammit…where’s the undo?) Oh hell, it’s not like we have an audience or anything like that!

EDitor.ed @ 7:43 pm
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“The difference between truth and fiction: Fiction has to make sense.”
by Mark Twain